I think it best not to add a caption on this'n.
Ah, to hell with that...
sent in by various viewers, captions to excite and horrify: Shock and Awful:
"The first-ever scratch-n-sniff box set"
"It smells of cheap wine. I'm horny- why doesn't it smell of innocent boy butt?"
"Hmmm... pork chops and applesauce" ( I get the Brady ref-- ed.)
"Why does it smell like ShineHead O'Connor's dick?"
"Ee ay ess oo dominay" (Monty Python dig?)
"Hmm... smells like money. I like, I like..."
Karnak the Magnificent says "Sharon, Bush, me" The question is "Name a Jew, a Jerk, and a deity".
"What have you done to my bible, you Palestinian dildo?"
"I wanted pepperoni and fresh basil- and it wasn't here in twenty minutes"
"Read my lips"